Bad Guys

It seems like every bad guy in every movie ever thinks that “casual conversation” goes something like this:

Badguyerson: Did you know, Mr. Goodguyerson, that the only animal on Earth asie from the human who feels fear when he sees his own skeleton is the Elephant?

Goodguyerson: No, no I can’t say I did.

Badguyerson: Quite. And also the Chimaera, though commonly considered a mythical beast, is also a type of deep sea cartilaginous fish related to the shark, and considered a delicacy in many cultures. (sniggers oddly).

If I were doing some detectoring, I’d know right away.