Imoscar.com

For all you fans of Arrested Development (and who isn’t?), you’ll recall that at the end of Season 2, Oscar is taken to prison in the place of George Sr. On the show, he says he created a website call “Imoscar.com,” and guess what? It’s there! Here’s a blog entry:

It’s been a week since my last entry. I can explain. Last Thursday, I was counting ants in the prison yard and it
was a scorcher but I remember, I started killing the ants with my feet, yelling “Die you little black bastards, die!”

I got stabbed – a whole lot.

When I woke up in the infirmary, I was surprised to find
out that my stabber was the leader of an equal rights
gang called: RAVIOLI or Rapists Against Violence Against Insects. When I went to apologize for killing the ants, I pointed out that ravioli doesn’t work as an acronym and they stabbed me again. Please God get me out of here!

How can they cancel this show?