Jason Preston
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I missed the 1.11 patch notes

Jason Preston · 1 min read ·

Yesterday there was a wonderful list released of fictional 1.11 World of Warcraft patch notes, and some of them were pretty funny.

A few of my favorites:

Warriors

  • There will now be a 15 second cooldown when changing stances to prevent players from breaking Fear effects too often.

  • Dwarf Females now generate rage at a rate three times greater than normal.

  • Intimidating Shout now has a chance to intimidate its user.

Hunters

  • A simple check mechanic has been implemented which will prevent Hunters from rolling on items that are more optimal for another class in the party, when using the group loot system.

  • Hunters can now be affected by their own traps. This should add a sense of danger, and increase the Hunter’s need to strategize his decisions.

  • Pets have a small chance to attack the Hunter when hungry. The chance increases with each passing moment that the pet isn’t fed.