Good God Adelphia sucks balls

In today’s day and age, it is absolutely essential for a company offering a service or a product to have a positive online experience; a whopping 87% of consumers research products online before buying, even in stores.

So it amazes me that the Adelphia web site is such utter incomprehensible garbage.

The fat cable pigs are so happy with their little monopoly that they don’t bother with customers any more. I’ve been looking at options for piping channels into my apartment down in LA for a relatively small amount of ca$h (seeing as how I’ve basically no income), but it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.

Adelphia doesn’t list prices anywhere I can find on their web site (excuse me?) - they want you to fill in all your information and then someone from their end will call you - then, and only after they have all your contact/spam/junk mail information will they tell you how much their services cost.

DirectTV has a much nicer site but their basic plan appears to be $40 per month, which is too much.

I think I might just get an antenna. It’s all crap anyways because I would only buy Cable for three channels out of the 100zillion they charge me for.