Holding calls

You know when you call a number where you have to wait for 40 minutes to speak to a human, like Disneyland or Bill Gates’ house? I wonder if anyone has ever managed to record the sounds that come through your phone microphone while you’re waiting, because I bet it would be pretty funny.

Here’s where a funny person would go ahead and list a few of the funny things you would hear, but I’m lazy today. Do it for me if you want.