Google quotes today are awesome

I have the “quote of the day” widget on my Google homepage, and today’s quotes are awesome, all three of them:

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
- Josh Billings

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
- Elias Schwartz

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
- Norman Brenner