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My former roommate Ethan and I have decided it’s high time we wrote hilarious guest articles on one another’s blogs. We picked the same topic and went to town, you can find the one he wrote just below, and the one I wrote over here.

Enjoy.

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You were thinking it…

Did you hear about the man-eating badgers in Bazra?

Here’s the situation: A big ass group of badgers have started to wreak havoc around a British military base in Iraq. People in the town claim that these “man eating badgers” are in fact creatures created and released by the British.

Of course, the UK has said, “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”

I don’t support the war. I think it’s wrong and I personally apologize to the Iraqi nation for the problems caused there because of it.

I really wish there wasn’t a war involved actually. Mostly because I’m thinking what you all are thinking too.

Deep down, you’re feeling it too.

You wish there really were giant man-eating badgers. Because in the end, all you can think of when you read that article is:

“God damn, man eating badgers would be so FUCKING sweet!”

And that is why this war sucks.