Maxim wants to know: who's your (sexy mama?)

[Image: halo 3 head]Cruising through the Buttonmasher’s blogroll (seriously, is there any better place to catch up on gameblogging? I just command-click my way to happiness), I ran across Hawty McBloggy’s breakdown of a recent Maxim poll: would you rather play Halo or have sex?

The question Maxim posed is as follows:

If you were in the fragfest of your life and you were about to be MVP but your lover wanted sex right that minute…would you quit?

Bs Angel says

I’ll be honest, I would not quit the game. My answer is probably different from the norm though for a few different reasons. First of all, women do not get in the mood with the cursory snap of a finger…No, the flood does not bust through the gates that quickly. (See what I did there? I said “the flood” in an article about Halo. Yeah, I’m good.)

Now really, this should be some sort of “let’s laugh at nerds because they like Halo more than sex” poll, but I keep thinking about how it is so easily applicable to anything else more mainstream.

If you’re a star pitcher and your lover wants it at the bottom of the 9th in a no-hitter, do you drop the ball? (see? I’m clever too!)

If you’re kicking ass in American Idol, and your lover wants it in the middle of a song, do you hit the high note? (zing!)

If you’re in the middle of an intense dental surgery when your lover gets the the hots, is it for you or the dentist? (Oh, snap!)

OK, I could go on, but the point is that Maxim should have come up with a real quiz, like this one:

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