Halo 3 one-line review

Posting has been light partly because of my shiny brand new Xbox 360. I haven’t had one in my home for about four months now, and the return of next-gen console gaming has been glorious.

Halo 3 is, however, a disappointment to me. It’s basically the same as the previous two games. Here’s my one-line review:

Oh hey it’s Halo, why is Cortana acting weird, and what’s that flashy thing OH COME ON I WAS JUST TRYING TO RELOAD!!

why they changed that button I do not know. That was gloriously stupid of them.