Godzilla's Exercise & Dream Diary

This is pure genius:

11:35 AM: Exercise: Tail thrashing to destroy bayside warehouses. (One set of eight, slow pace. Two sets of 16, medium pace. Repeat to exhaustion.) Calories burned: 42,000,000.

11:37 AM: Exercise: “Taxi Stomp” (alternating legs, for 30 blocks). Calories burned: 148,900,183.

11:50 AM: Exercise: Breathe fire at attacking airplanes. Calories burned: 5,342,000

11:55 AM: Snack: Pilots and parachutes. (27) Calories: 5,342,000. (Why bother to exercise?) Feeling: defensive, misunderstood, freakishly colossal.